myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge, via thequeensjewels)

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby, via justluckytobehere)

theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

(Source: dammit-jim-im-a-blog, via steve-sabrooklynbaby)

staticliving:

heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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what the fuck

(via boybandsboyhands)

840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

(Source: ellsworthsmelly, via promising-promises)

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph, via howcanyoubulletthebluesky)